The Real Story
Where did it all start?
This brand wasn’t born in an office. It started with me, in a low-income area, feeling stuck and knowing I had to build my own way out. I faced my share of struggles, but the goal was always clear: create something real, something valuable, and change my circumstances for good.
So what IS Fat Globs Only?
It's my ladder. It's the hustle made real. Every design, every product, every step forward is fueled by that hunger to build something better. This company is what's taking me out of that hole, and it represents a new beginning.
Our Mission: Gear Up, then Green Up.
We're starting with what we can do right now: creating killer merchandise—shirts, hoodies, hats, stickers—that represents our culture. Every purchase you make helps build this foundation.
Once we're rolling, we're launching Phase Two: adding a full lineup of premium cannabis products. The dream is to deliver your favorite merch and your favorite green all in one box, right to your door.
Every purchase is a piece of the story.
This is more than just a brand. It's my personal journey, and I want you to be a part of it. When you buy something from this site, you're not just getting cool stuff—you're casting a vote for the underdog. You're helping build this thing from the ground floor up.
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