The Paperwork is Filed. The Fuse is Lit.

THE COUNTDOWN IS ON.

A 'Coming Soon' image with a melting cannabis leaf

Let's be real. You're tired of the same old corporate cannabis that all looks and tastes the same. We are too. That's why we started this. "Fat Globs Only" isn't just a brand; it's a statement. It’s a commitment to the kind of quality, potency, and flavor that real connoisseurs deserve.

We're navigating the final legal hurdles to bring our vision to life. The mission is simple: get the loudest flower, the purest concentrates, and the most creative edibles into your hands, delivered right to your door with the merch to match. No compromises. No corporate BS.

"We vow to never sell you anything we wouldn't be proud to smoke ourselves. Period."

The Lineup We're Fighting For:

  • Terpene-Rich Flower: Hand-selected, boutique strains that stink up a room in the best way possible.
  • High-Potency Dabs: From glistening diamonds to buttery badder, only the cleanest and most powerful extracts will carry our name.
  • Edibles with an Edge: Unique flavors, real effects. The kind of treats that hit just right.
  • The Ultimate Convenience: Discreet, reliable delivery that pairs your gear with your green.